Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Wednesday Brain Teaser: Waffles and Don!



Van Beuren is one of those studios that polarizes cartoon fans like no others. Many cringe at what they see as simply 'bad drawing' and 'bad animation'. Personally, I think in order to qualify what bad drawing and animation is you gotta have some idea what was intended in the first place. With Van Beuren I have no idea what they are trying to do! Just when you think things seem like they are  normalizing (in a very remote way) into some sort of  conventional cartoon short subject, they go completely off the rails again! Look, and be confused ...

Waffles and Don are in the desert for some reason. I think this is supposed to be an in-between. What do you say about a drawing like this?

A sphinx says: "You'll Muuurder hiiim"

Hallucinations ensue (maybe they've already started)

They are swallowed into a small intestine

They end up in a tomb with erotic dancing skeletons

Seems like a good idea - how about lots of 'em?

They are tricked into walking off an obelisk.

They fall.

They are chased by a weird thing with strobing eyes.

The End ... or is it?

Saturday, February 16, 2008

COLOR CLASSICS!



You know a series I come back to again and again are the Color Classics. With the two volumes of the Silly Symphonies cartoons now available  I was finally able to compare the two series and you know what I discovered - the Color Classics were, overall, a better series! Fun characters, catchy songs and those beautiful set-backs not too mention the residual weirdness of the early Betty Boop and Popeyes keep a lot of the Color Classics fresh over and over again. A lot has been written about the superiority of the Symphonies to the Classics but you tell me which do you think would lift your spirits? 

'The Flying Mouse" (Disney, 1934)

"An Elephant Never Forgets" (Fleischer, 1934)
Just look at that beautiful Disney backround and acting! I'm genuinely depressed!  All Fleischer has is a  cool 3D jungle setback and a fun character - that may be a cartoon but it certainly isn't animation! I know. I read 'Of Mice and Magic'!
The funny thing is that even when the Fleischer artists thought they were doing Disney they couldn't help the wonderfully creepy design that made the Betty Boop cartoons so interesting. It's as though the ancillary animal characters from that series broke off and formed their own series. Honestly, would you really want to cuddle with this?

'Time For Love' (Fleischer, 1935)
And then there was the good ol' New York filthy mindedness. It didn't show up often in the Color Classics but when it did is was pretty obvious. For example: what's this 'banana' doing? 

'Tears of an Onion' (Fleischer, 1938)

Trust me, when it animates you get the gist. I wonder though what the potato (wearing glasses) is doing in there with him? There were other connections to Betty Boop too. The Miser from 'Little Dutch Mill' had more than a passing resemblance to The Old Man of the Mountain.

'Little Dutch Mill' (Fleischer, 1934)

'Old Man of the Mountain' (Fleischer, 1933)
And in 'Play Safe' we return to the Mystery Cave of 'Minnie the Moocher', 'Snow White' and 'Old Man of the Mountain'

'Play Safe' (Fleischer, 1936)

 'Minnie the Moocher' (Fleischer, 1932)
To me, it's the bizarre elements that keep me returning. It's hard to imagine a cartoon like 'Tears of an Onion' or 'Fresh Vegetable Mystery' being produced at Disney. You can imagine the story outline: "In search of kidnapped baby carrots, psychotic potato cops torture fruit'! 

'Fresh Vegetable Mystery' (Fleischer, 1939)

And then there were the catchy tunes: Play Safe, All's Fair at the Fair, An Elephant Never Forgets, Hold It - the list goes on. Frankly I find it difficult to remember any specific songs from the Silly Symphonies. A lot of it seems shoe-horned to the action: forgettable, clunky and kind of stiff. The Fleischers had good songs to begin with and the cartoons are built around them. Sammy Timberg was matchless. 

 If the Silly Symphonies were intended as a chain of experiments in preparation for the feature 'Snow White', then were they even supposed to stand on their own as short subjects? Is watching how Walt got 'better and better' entertainment? There were a few wonderful Symphonies but most have me squirming in my seat after a minute of viewing! Mind you, not every Color Classic was good. Some lay on the sugar pretty thick. However, for me, the charge of insincerity so often leveled against the Color Classics rings just as true (if not more so) for the Disney cartoons. Fleischer always had an extra treat: in layout, 3D setback, color styling  or funky character design.  At Disney these things, I think like the music, became intended as only functional and subordinate to the story rather than individual elements each attempting to entertain the eye.  So if I want trite for my treat, I'd rather watch this:

'Somewhere in Dreamland' (Fleischer, 1936)

than this:

'Elmer Elephant' (Disney, 1936)

Friday, February 15, 2008

SCRAPPY MIND CONTROL EXPERIMENT!









Today I am posting the introduction to "How to Make a Cartoon by Scrappy" published in 1932 by Columbia Pictures out of their offices in New York. Evidently it was part of a grand scheme to enslave the minds of the nation's youth through Scrappy. Ya learn somethin' new every day!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Welcome!


Greetings and welcome to the inner  recesses of 'Uncle John's Crazy Town'? Do you like my crappy logo? No? Well, screw you mister! On this page you will find my own ill-informed opinions and favourite images from what I think was the greatest decade in animation history: the 30's! More to come!